This post has nothing whatsoever to do with crofting but its further evidence that goats get an undeserved bad name the world over.
I don't know if I should show you this because I can't verify its provenance and veracity but it does look like a newspaper cutting.
It came in an email from a Zimbabwean friend. Seems rather unfair to the goat which probably doesn't have a driving licence either. The Nigerian vigilantes haven't been to Specsavers but at least the Kwara State Police have a sense of humour and don't take themselves too seriously.